See Debbie, there? Look at her face. Oh, she's evil. As a kid you might look at her and her gooey honey buns and think that she is your new best friend, but we adults see right through that devilish smile, don't we?
It all started a couple of days ago. Josh has a renter that works at a bread store. They sell bread and things that are about to expire. Anyway, Josh comes home with this giant box that has 8 of these size boxes of honey buns in it. Oh, he was so proud. His renter gave them to him because they were about to expire. As he was telling me about his 'great deal' he sat the box down in the office and headed back to the room to get a shower. So, that's where the box stayed. On the floor in the office. Very easy for the kids to get to. The first day of the kids asking to eat a honey bun every few minutes was not too bad. It was starting to drive me crazy, but not too bad. Then, yesterday, I thought I was in some kind of honey bun blackhole. Emma Mae was picking them up and begging for one. Madi was opening them and hiding with them.
This is just a shot of our dinner last night. Isn't it yummy looking?
Back to my point. See there? The half eaten honey bun and it's friends that were apprehended earlier in the day.
Try to ignore my dirty pot holder and notice where I found a honey bun yesterday afternoon.
It all came to a head when I was cooking dinner and I stepped back and stepped on something smushy. Oh my goodness, it was another honey bun. I flipped out. I had had enough. It was either them or me. When Josh got home I let him have it. I was done with the honey buns. I wanted to make them all disappear. I'm thinking cement feet if you know what I mean. This was his solution.
Finally, he put them up. Now they are all in a cabinet over the stove where they will sit and grow old not being eaten by a single soul. The kids have already forgotten about them. Not me, though. I will be there to watch as they get old and moldy and uneaten and I will laugh. Because I won.
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10 comments:
You don't want those nasty honey buns anyway, they'll just stick to your buns. You know what they say "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
Much better. Now they are where only you can reach them.
Ok.....i'm sorry, but I started dying (laughing so hard) by the time you stepped on the honey bun! Oh gosh...hee-larious post! By the way......I think we all need the recipe for what ever you delicious dinner was!!!! My mouth is watering!
Ahhh!
Next on fox: When Honey Buns attack!
so funny.
That was too funny. I love those things but they are so bad! THanks so much for all of your help with shelby this week, she loves the heck out of you thats for sure! We love you guys!
that's funny. men are stupid sometimes! they think they're doing something sweet, but really they're just causing us a whole lotta heartache! i love the chubby little hand in the drawwer, too cute
oh, and your dinner? looks totally yummy! what was it?
first of all you must post the recipe.
Then you need to tell Emma Mae to go and find all the honey buns. I am sure she can sniff out the rest.
I know "LITTLE DEBBIE" personally! She and I use to be best friends!! I just loved her no matter what she came dressed in. Sure miss her! She hasn't been around to see me at my house in some time now.
Thanks for your sweet phone call. Love ya.
The Little Debbie sure does get around. She loves us here in Pa too. Well I guess I should say my kids welcome her in anytime. For dinner, snack, breakfast any time. Hey just take them for a special snack for the sunday school class at church!. They will love it.
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