Last Night's Dinner Convo

**Warning for all of you underage viewers out there, this post may not be suitable for younger viewers.**

Last night at the dinner table we discussed making babies. You may be saying, 'how can that happen at the dinner table?'. I agree, it's scandalous and I will try to make sure it never happens again. Maybe. Here's how it all started. (some of the details are fuzzy because you never know you're going to be having a convo like this until you are half way into it, know what I mean?)

Jonathon mentions something about how there are so many of us in our family. He says that maybe we shouldn't have had so many kids and I say, 'which one should we have stopped at?'. Of course, he replies,'Me'. Then the laughter and arguing begins about where we should have stopped and someone in the crowd mentions having more babies. I say, 'You guys want us to have another one?'. At this point Jackson turns to me with a shocked smile and says, 'You can MAKE you're own baby?'. I say, 'Yes, with dad's help I can make my own baby.' Then comes the 'how's and 'ooo's and all of the things that come along with making babies talk. We discuss that dad and I hug and then sleep in the bed together and that's how we make a baby. (no judgements out there, I just refuse to really name parts and give exact movements to a 6 and under crowd, ok!) Jonathon speaks up and says that he is never going to do THAT. At this point my parental guilty conscience whispers in my head that I am having him take care of the younger ones so much that he never wants his own kids. Thankfully, I find out very quickly that it is not that at all. He says he will get married and have a wife but he will never do THAT with her. To which, Jackson says, 'You won't hug her?' Jonathon gives me a knowing smile and says, 'I'll hug her and kiss her but I'll never do THAT with her.' That was it. Everyone got up and went to bed. I want to remember that forever. And now, with this post, I can show his wife later, that there was a point when he was adamantly against doing THAT!